Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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