Midget sex pt 2 tonight
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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