I wanna bring you to show and tell
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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