i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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