how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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