You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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