Whod you bang
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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