her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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