I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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