Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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