jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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