we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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