ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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