she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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