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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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