Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I'm at about main and main street
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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