get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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