So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Never joke about your clitoris.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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