3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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