She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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