Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
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