I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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