Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
The air was thick with penises
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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