great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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