pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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