She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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