do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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