I was born with a shot glass in my hand
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Damn victory sex feels great
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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