do herpes really smell.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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