and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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