would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Randomize