I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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