Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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