Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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