Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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