so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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