...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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