yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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