Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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