One girl and one boy is just not enough.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
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