bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
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