the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Randomize
