Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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