Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
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