I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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