The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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