ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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