if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Is Oprah even human
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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