My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
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