We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
The Olympian is in my bed
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
