Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
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Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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