"it" just moved
well I can't set my house on fire every night
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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