AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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