You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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